Curious to see who is mis managing this event to their fullest extent? Well below is who you can yip at, but most likely we will ignore you. In all seriousness though, The Southern Hashpitality Group is comprised of a contingent of hashers from around the Southeast, mainly Atlanta, Savannah, Jacksonville and Charleston.
Robin Red Breast is the “Head Bitch in Charge of Shit and Stuff and Everything Else”. RRB has been hashing in Atlanta since before she had gray hair “down there” from “lack of use”. Her hobbies include buying shoes, licking Sugar Daddy's, and being a bitch for free.
Big Bore is tasked with keeping our drunk asses out of the slammer and making sure we are cool with Johnny Law. He started hashing in San Diego after his “Flock of Seagulls” coverband broke up. He's a patent attorney (yawn!), enjoys collecting belly lint (more yawn), and zzzzzzz......
Dr. Doo Doo became interested in hashing back in the 1980s, after falling out of favor with the communist commune he was living in for “sharing” his own “ranch dressing”. He is in charge of signage, for he's always telling others what to do and how to do it, but we're not sure if he's doing anything himself, other than playing with himself.
Skin Flute Pie (Atlanta H4) is in charge of transportation. But really, what the fuck is she organizing since you're the one running in the woods, meandering between hash hotels, plus half the time you're passed out drunk.
Since he's was always talking about his “happy trail”, Portuguese Water Dog (Atlanta H4) ended up as Trailmaster. After the “Ukranian Chupacabra” incident of 2004, he's promised to ensure trails that don't involve trannies, shotguns, crazy glue, or Chihuahuas. Whatever you do, don't ask him to show you his anal bead collection.
Got a problem with the hash hotels? Go fuck yourself. But if you do like where you are staying you can thank Room Service (cunnilingus always appreciated). It took RS some time to convince the hotel GMs and their “staffs”, but she has managed to minimize the distance between hash hotels, ensuring short and discreet walks of shame.
In charge of shitaways and beer is Buck-a-Fuffalo of the upstanding and distinguished Carolina Trash. In case you were wondering, Buck no longer performs in gay-for-pay movies, but for the right price he'll still meet you for a private session. Originally from New York, he dreams of the day he's old enough to hash with Rumson
What can I say about Shit Happens (Happy Heretics H3) besides “Bitch, shut the fuck up already”, what hasn't been said already about this Ron Jeremy (or is it Gallagher?) look alike? Seriously, does he ever shut up?
Donnie the Retard (Black Sheep H3) defected Hawaii for not having enough traffic congestion. He's good with computers and not much else, he's been instrumental in us hating nerds even more.
Other jackasses, puffters, and obnoxious asses we've had to deal with but are still awaiting their bios:
- Chum Rag: who's helped out with our fluffing techniques.
- Tequila Tony: who cooks a mean chilli and has the gas to prove it.
- Piggy's Bitch: who's taken time from playing with himself to data-entry like a mofo
- By the Hour: Well we are just getting to know her...
- Dr. Penis Pavarotti: This girl has some lungs!
- A.I.Ds - This dude is handling security, so don't mess with him!
- Red Velvet Vagina - Just call her RV! We bet you know her, she is a famour Road Whore or was that giving road head?
- Lil Crack Porn - So just what has she been up to lately?
And the many other forgettable numbnuts who have actually given a shit and done something, even if we have forgotten their names in our ongoing drunken stupor.
If you hash in the Southeastern U.S. and are interested in a specific position or otherwise helping on a specific planning area, please contact us. As with any hash event, volunteer assistance is always greatly appreciated.